a blessing. of sorts.

let me tell you a secret

deep inside

i am a shy

and

somewhat solitary bear,

it takes courage for me to step into the spotlight
i'd rather stay home than go to parties
[close friends have told me i am socially inept]
and i tend to take things quite literally

i tend to be forthright

i have a strong sense of justice and

i WILL speak out if i see something that is not right

it is how i came off the assembly line, reinforced by how i was raised.

if i kindly advise someone that it would be better

in the interests of [their] potential longevity

not to be consuming food in an atmosphere redolent of toxic vapours

i am doing that out of concern

and from what i perceive to be a duty of care.
in short

i mean well.

so if you then tell me i have "crossed a line" and go on to demand whether i realise that by coming to teach i have "inconvenienced others who normally use the space" and snicker derisively when my Precious rises sponstaneously to my defence

then all i can say is

"Bless you and be Happy"

 i shall not darken your doors again.