please put your tea down before you read this

or you might have a nasty accident.

my lovely agent Jen alerted me to this

and after i mopped up the spilled tea

i thought i'd share the giggle with my gentle readers

do read the fine print, it's so funny!

   

in the words of the immortal Darryl Kerrigan

"tell him he's dreaming"

now had i been a business person

i could have been flogging ecoprint franchises...

just think of the forests i could save

if i were able to earn sums like that

and think of the headaches i would have had

doing my tax.

thanking goodness for small mercies

and Amazon for the laugh

and

if you're looking a copy of Second Skin

it's being reprinted and on the way

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the Book Depository will let you know when it's in.