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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

in flight entertainment

"what's that you're doing, dearie?"
asked the kindly flight attendant
in the gentle tone usually reserved for
the very young, the very old
or the deeply deranged

"stitching" i reply

"and what will you do with it when it's finished?"

"roll it up with leaves and cook it" i say

flight attendant backs away hastily





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24 comments:

  1. deanna7trees28 September 2010 at 07:51

    ha, ha, wish i could have been there...

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  2. Velma Bolyard28 September 2010 at 08:37

    oh yeah, i can HEAR your conversation!

    or maybe you're a witch...

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  3. Unknown28 September 2010 at 08:43

    Love that!!

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  4. Joei Rhode Island28 September 2010 at 09:51

    I'm sure she mentioned you to several of her friends lol. Not exactly the type of publicity you might be looking for ... but then maybe....

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  5. Leslie Avon Miller28 September 2010 at 10:00

    Had I been taking a sip of tea at just the moment I read your post, I would have snorted it!
    You had fun didn't you?

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  6. soraya nulliah28 September 2010 at 10:33

    I just came across your blog and...LOVE THAT STORY!!! Too funny! I also love your stitching, the colors and papers are rich, textured, varied...LOVE!

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  7. A mermaid in the attic28 September 2010 at 11:47

    He he, I think she got off lightly! "Dearie"!!! I would have felt like giving her a good slap...I wouldn't of course, I'm much too well behaved...but I would have thought it!

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  8. mermaid gallery28 September 2010 at 14:23

    deeply deranged with beauty...that is lovely....

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  9. Sweetpea28 September 2010 at 15:36

    oh my gosh, that's HILARIOUS!!! rolling. with. laughter.
    Worth the plane ticket, I'd say.

    ok, I'm back up off the floor & must say thank you for the treat of seeing those stitches up close.

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  10. Unknown28 September 2010 at 16:49

    I'm cracking up!! Guess he/she beat a fast retreat.

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  11. kaiteM28 September 2010 at 17:47

    dearie? DEArie? she won't say again so easily. i'll bet you laughed till the end of the flight. k.

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  12. Penny Berens28 September 2010 at 19:20

    I'm laughing! your story reminded me of one day last week when the neighbour's teenage girls came round. I couldn't resist showing them my steaming bundles with blothes of brown appearing through the cloth. They were very polite; but I'm sure they now think I'm very strange!

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  13. Louise Dalton28 September 2010 at 19:45

    Nothing like the truth to give people a good scare eh?

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  14. Martine28 September 2010 at 20:06

    .....cant stop laughing..........
    I would have loved to see her face.
    XXXm

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  15. lyle baxter28 September 2010 at 21:11

    well, dearie, we dont know each other but I am fascinated by your work and delighted that you gave ms. busybody something to think about! made me laugh!

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  16. Diane Cransac28 September 2010 at 22:28

    made me giggle

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  17. lynne h29 September 2010 at 03:38

    this piece is exquisite, india...

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  18. Sophie Munns30 September 2010 at 09:26

    These are fabulous india... I adore geometry on a lean.
    Intensely pleasing the stitching in the 3rd image.

    Everyone has been adoring seeing your work at the recent post....
    ciao,
    S

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  19. Helen1 October 2010 at 11:17

    I had something similiar, I was at the car repair and a mother with her daughter said "what are you working on?" and I said "a piece of cloth" the little girl then said "Is that sewing?" and before I could answer the mother pursed her lips, rolled her eyes and harumphed "That's what it is alright" Like I had just performed a satanic ritual in front of her child. HA! I love your answer better.

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  20. Leslie1 October 2010 at 23:34

    Oh, I just love the image this brings to mind!

    "Cooking it" was just the right thing!

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  21. Liz LaSorsa5 October 2010 at 17:42

    Had I known you could actually bring a sewing needle on board legally, I would have been stitching on all those very long flights instead of watching a mundane in flight movie. Thanks for the tip : )

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  22. ArtPropelled9 March 2011 at 14:22

    How on earth did I miss this hilarious post?! I'm imagining the look on her face and having a good giggle. The images of your work are so delicious!

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  23. liniecat9 March 2011 at 22:13

    Simply brilliant! I used to be an Air Load Master on Raf Vc10s and I would have walked away too back then had a pax answered that .... but now? Id be all over them asking questions lolol Fab pice of work

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  24. Anonymous13 June 2011 at 17:57

    Hilarious, you made my day! Soooooo recognizable :)

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